An Ash Wednesday composition :: by Jimmer

Such a coincidence that Jimmer had this English lesson today.

Here's the explanation from my teacher's book on what he was to think about before we started our main lesson.

Keeping with his unique Jimmer personality, he wrote this piece.

Typed version:

Jimmer Roche
Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012

There was a boy named John who was a caveman. He got VERY hungry one day. It was Ash Wednesday, and he had to fast. He was VERY hungry. He thought that if he ate his hunting club, it wouldn’t be considered food. So he ate it. After that, he had to go to the hospital because he had splinters in his stomach. They got the splinters out, but he still had to wear an eye patch because he also got a splinter in his eye. John was still very hungry.

The other kids were quite entertained with this one!
Tough to imagine what all goes through that boy's mind.